A Parting Gift Worthy of a Tremendously Awesome President

When the 45th President wakes up on 21 January, Lennon’s ghost will be singing Instant Karma into his ear, while he contemplates life as a bully without a pulpit. But, Trump won’t much despair — John’s spirit will not likely penetrate a soul long ago bargained.

But Cyrus Vance and Michael Cohen are about to cheer up the Donald. They have the perfect parting gift for him, one worthy of great men; Presidents! They are going to proclaim a holiday in his name. It’s going to be the bigliest holiday ever — international!

From this day forward, 21 January will be known as Drumph-Bank Day. It will be to honor the President’s very strong heritage and tremendous business acumen evidenced by banking with the greatest, many people don’t know this, German bank ever; Deutsche Bank.

Deutsche Bank; four out of five Russian oligarchs surveyed recommend Deutsche Bank for their dirtiest laundry.

Yes Donald, 21 January is going to be Drumph-Bank Day and all your admirers can hardly contain themselves. Soon Trump fans will discover the magic behind your amazing feats and tremendous accomplishments. “Why is Donald Trump so awesome at business” fans have lovingly pondered? Stay tuned Trump lovers; 21 January is reveal day!

Spoiler alert:

Fraud.